AQUARIUS ANTICS:  ISSUE I

January 20, 2008 – January 26, 2008

TABLE OF CONTENTS

I – Announcements

II – Statistics

III – Crew Changes

IV – This Week’s Summary for Dummies

V – Location Recap

VI – Quotable Quotes

VII – Posting List

I – Announcements

Welcome to the first issue of “Aquarius Antics”, the weekly (hopefully) newsletter of the USS Aquarius.  Some of the former players will remember our weekly posting list.  This is an offshoot of that, and contains some new things.  I’d like to put this on the website somehow, but haven’t quite figured that one out just yet.  I’ll work on it some more.  If there is something that you’d like to see added to the newsletter, or if you wish to contribute, please let Commander Doubtfire know, or talk about it on the OOC list!

II – Statistics

Total Crew:  7

Posts Last Week: 2 (“Snow Flurries” - #01-02)

Posts Previous Week: 0

Posts This Month: 2 (“Snow Flurries” - #01-02)

Posts Last Month: 0

III – Crew Changes

NEW CREW:  All of us!  LoL

Commander William Doubtfire – Commanding Officer

Lieutenant Commander _________________ - Executive Officer (still awaiting bio, but we’ve got the player)

Lieutenant Viktor Keller – Chief Medical Officer / Second Officer

Lieutenant Junior Grade Jakub Addley – Chief Tactical Officer

Lieutenant Junior Grade Inara Ryan – Chief Security Officer

Lieutenant Junior Grade Victor Corren – Assistant Chief Flight Control Officer / Head Auxiliary Craft Pilot (and winner of longest position title on the sim)

Ensign Rohirrim Muireann – Medical Officer

DEPARTED CREW:

IV – This Week’s Summary for Dummies

“Summaries for Dummies” is a slightly humorous way to summarize the last week’s posts.  It’s good for people that want a quick summary (such as those coming back from LOA) and for those wanting a quick laugh.  Warning:  Bad humor ahead!

#01 – Cmdr. W. Doubtfire - Boy meets ship.  Doubtfire arrives at the Aquarius and drools over the fresh paint.  We get a lovely little flashback of Aquarius:  Then and Now

#02 – Lt. JG J. Addley – The CTO gets spicy!....food, that is.  And waxes nostalgic about his old ship, the Collingswood, and about not wanting to leave to join the Aquarius.  Too late now, bub.

V – Location Recap

Commander W. Doubtfire:  Observation Port 15 outside USS Aquarius, 0600

Lieutenant Commander _____________:  Not yet introduced

Lieutenant V. Keller:  Not yet introduced

Lieutenant JG J. Addley:  SB231 Wedrar Café, 0600

Lieutenant JG I. Ryan:  Not yet introduced

Lieutenant JG V. Corren:  Not yet introduced

Ensign Rohirrim M.:  Not yet introduced

VI – Quotable Quotes

NOTE:  Not every post will get a quotable quote.  But, we only have two posts so far.  =-)

“Pardon the comparison, sir, but you sound like a Ferengi used shuttle salesman…”

-- Commander William Doubtfire (“Snow Flurries” – Post #01)

“...I remember the two of you eating Haltb's Tchol.  We had to bring you a bucket of water to cool you both down."

VII – Posting List

The USS Aquarius requires all players to post at a minimum of once every two calendar weeks (Sunday through Saturday), though more often is certainly encouraged. If a player does not post for two consecutive calendar weeks, they will be removed from the USS Aquarius. If I have made an error, please e-mail me immediately so that I may rectify it.

Players Needing to Post by 2359 CDT on January 26, 2008:

None

Players exempt from removal this week:

Lieutenant Commander ______________ (New Crew)

Lieutenant Viktor Keller (New Crew)

Lieutenant Junior Grade Inara Ryan (New Crew)

Lieutenant Junior Grade Victor Corren (New Crew)

Ensign Rohirrim Murieann (New Crew)

Players that posted during the last calendar week and are safe from removal -- this includes people that didn't post last week but have already posted this week, which are denoted by *:

Commander William Doubtfire (#01 – 01/19/08)

Lieutenant Junior Grade Jakub Addley (#02 – 01/19/08)